Sorry no poem today. No subtle preparation for what I'm about to write about I'm just coming at it straight- periods. Oh yes. The menses. The curse passed on to all women from our universal mother Eve for her unfathomable interest in an apple (we shall NEVER stop blaming her- low key tho). The ONLY time periods attempt to be a good thing is when you've had a pregnancy scare, then it's a sigh of relief; for a few hours. But today I want to talk about PMS. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. First and foremost I would like to complicate women even farther for all the guys reading this. All women experience their periods differently. Some crump, others don't. And even worse; every individual period is different. Each month, each crump is different. So this notion of, "you've been rolling since 13 but you still don't know how to control it..." You've been having boners since 13 and you still don't know how to control it lol yes I went there. Okay I...